Go to http://www.regmovies.com/Movies/Summer-Movie-Express, enter your zip code and check out the showtimes for all those movies. $1 all summer long. You’re welcome, parents.
If you’re tight on money always ask for a water cup and fill it discretely with whatever you want. If it’s a place that gives you clear cups or certain colored water cups be sure to only fill it with clear liquids like water, lemonade or Sprite. You will save money every meal if you did this.
Empty and clean out a big listerine bottle and fill it with a clear liquor of your choice then put a couple drops of green food coloring.
Buy a refillable 7-11 Big Gulp or Soda Cup and always keep it with you. Whenever you’re thirsty find the closest 7-11 and fill up.
Google “Birthday Freebies”, sign up to all the restaurants that offer free food for your birthday and eat free your entire birthday month. You can even set up an itinerary, order takeout from all the restaurants on that itinerary and pick them up one after another and then have an epic birthday feast at home. Duke, the non-Jew Jew
McDonalds life hack: Order a McDonalds McDouble cheeseburger and ask for lettuce and the secret sauce on it. 99 cent Big Mac
Whenever serving juice to guests or yourself, just mix 1/4 of water and keep 3/4 juice in the cup then mix it. It’s healthier, cheaper and most people can’t tell the difference. Having guests over for dinner and only have a little juice left? Is your child going through juice quickly and costing you a lot of money? SAVE THAT MONEY! Use the water trick and use less juice. Brought to you by Duke “The Honorary Jew” Stephenson.